He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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