Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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