I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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