Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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