theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
