She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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