that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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