butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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