We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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