Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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