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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

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  question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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• (64): View more from New Zealand

  Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation

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• (914): View more from New York

  I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.

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