You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
