i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.