So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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