so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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