I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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