her vagine was all disorganized.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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