pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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