I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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