Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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