I wish I only lived at night.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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