Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Randomize
