I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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