Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work