North Korea, Best Korea!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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