So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
