Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
