just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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