youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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