Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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