Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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