oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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