Sry I called you an 8
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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