and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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