he puts the penis in happiness.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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