Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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