East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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