id be glad to
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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