weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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