You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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