my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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