Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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