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I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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