i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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