He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
