I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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