Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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