He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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