There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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