I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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