we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Its about making memories worth repressing
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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