you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
