I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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