don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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