Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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